2020 Visionaries

We’re seeing a lot of predictions for 2020.
And why not? It can be fun.

But the things people predict are pretty awful and dehumanizing—dystopian visions of a world overrun by technology and Kardashians.

At the very least, we should predict things we actually want to see happen. Let’s put good thoughts into the world and try to manifest a better planet for all of us.

So, that’s what I’m going to do.
I predict that the following things will all happen in 2020:

1. Copywriters will henceforth known as Word Doctors and get to wear cool white coats.

2. Hustle culture will transform into Do the Hustle culture.

3. My cats Buford and Marvin will be elected president and VP.

4. Meeting invites in Outlook will introduce a new reply option, “smite,“ in addition to accept, tentative and decline.

5. The Philadelphia Flyers will win the Stanley cup.

6. Older people with actual wisdom will become the new influencers.

7. Spending 10-15 hours on the couch bingeing Mr. Belvedere will be found to prevent every disease known to man. And make you taller.

8. Gary V will be arrested for something, anything, please.

9. The 4 day work week will become standard. Seriously why is this not a thing yet?

10. And most importantly… someone will finally figure out how to make good pizza in California.