Alive and kicking

Have you heard?

Print is dead.

Or is it TV that’s dead?

Wait, was it radio?

No, no, it’s outdoor.

Nonsense, everyone knows it’s digital.

I don’t know, I just read an article that said print is almost dead, but TV died like 5 years ago. 

Well I was just on this blog and it said iPad ads are totally dead. But smartphone ads are blowing up. 

Really, I thought radio was back with a vengeance?

And I thought TV was king again.

Shut up. I just listened to this podcast and this guy said that social is completely dead. It’s all about branded experiences now.

Bullshit, I just watched this vlog where some woman said digital outdoor is changing the face of advertising. She also said podcasts are dead.

Fuck you.

No, fuck you.

Fuck everyone. Nothing is dead. Go back to work.