Bic to introduce 'babe-friendly' line of lighters

For years, chicks have been struggling with ordinary lighters, offended by their unsightly colors and befuddled by their cumbersome phallic design. Broads everywhere have been forced to live in flame-free world, leaving their ultra-slim cigarettes unlit and their candles freshly-wicked.

Now, that’s about to change—because the good people at Bic have answered your prayers, ladies. Hot on the heels (high and spiked, of course) of their uber-successful “For Her” pen line, Bic has birthed yet another estrogen-bedazzled gem.

Introducing the She-Lighter. It’s powered by a mix of lavender, honey and baby’s breath to produce a flame as light and delicate as you are.

And check this out: it’s got a labia shaped grip for extra comfort and a clitoral inspired activation switch that will feel both familiar and alluring at the same time. (Bonus: No man will ever be able to find it!)

So what are you waiting for sweetie? Take off that apron and run (like a girl, natch) down to your local drug store to pick up your She-Lighter today. 

Now available in special, Vagina-shaped (hail to the V!) packaging. Limited time offer. While supplies last.