Crushing the Pandemic® Day 120

Sometimes people ask if my devotion to the CrushLife™ is serious.

Those people are stupid.

Who would joke about something as important as the daily destruction of mediocrity? Who could possibly witness the immense Crushitude™ that I bring each day and even imagine that my intentions are anything but one gazillion percent genuine?

This is business we’re talking about. And business people need to be all business about their business stuff at all times. In the most businessy way possible.

You want a life filled with frivolity?
Join the circus.
Or become a politician.

But if you want to be a top secret agent of change who dominates zoom calls and pummels powerpoint decks on the reg?

Strap on your serious pants and get ready for the most uncomfortable, unforgiving, unrelentingly arduous ride of your stupid life.

Authors note: SeriousPants™, SeriousSocks™ and SeriousBeanies™ available at CrushingThePandemic.grind