Crushing the Pandemic® Day 160

With everything going on in the world, some people are questioning the value of humor, or sarcasm. Life is too precarious to poke fun or make light of anything, they say.

We cover this in Chapter 23, Verse 69 of the New American Standard CrushBible™. And I quote, “he who thinketh that humor shall not applyeth in times of troubleth is a stupideth doo doo headeth.”

Can’t get any clearer than that.

Times like these don’t call for a reduction in humor, they beg us to double down and stab people in their funny bones repeatedly, multiple times per day. Puns, knock knocks, clever wordplay, fart jokes—whatever you’re into, get into it bigger and badder than you ever have before.

Laughter isn’t just the best medicine, it’s the most potent hardcore narcotic you’ll find in this pathetic little universe we all live in. Snort it, inject it, smoke it, or shove it up any available orifice. Just make sure you get your fill.

If you’re struggling to find it, all you have to do is scroll through your LinkedIn feed. If the absurdly overhyped, overpromising, overly indulgent twaddle that fills much of this space doesn’t get your snicker noodle jiggling a little bit, it’s time for a swift and severe Crushervention™.

We’ll strap you into a chair, shove a SunnyD-soaked cloth into your piehole and play Christmas CrushCation© nonstop until your uncontrollable laughter forces that super sweet rag out of your overly serious face.

If that doesn’t fix you, I don’t know what will. But a 20-week intensive CrushBibleStudy™ course, starting at just $4,999.99, wouldn’t be the worst place to start.