Crushing the Pandemic® Day 200

Whoo boy, what a week it’s been.

First we get that kickass CrushFest™ of a debate last Tuesday. Can we all agree that was amazing? A couple of crusty old coots tearing up the ring like Ali and Frazier on mescaline. Dear pay-per-view, please sign me up for 30 more of those before E-Day, stat.

Then, hot on the heels of that jurassic slap-fest comes the news that our President and First Lady contracted the virus and seemingly sent it pinballing throughout the White House staff. Ladies and germs, this is what we at the local CrushFactory™ call rapid-fire HerdCrushmunity™ and it’s a GD thing of beauty.

We should take all of this delicious 2020-style inspiration and feel more motivated than ever to destroy the rest of this year in suitable fashion.

So go out there and grind away, my friends. You may not be able to achieve the level of perfection we’ve witnessed over the past seven days or so, but that shouldn’t stop you from poppin’ a few adderalls and giving it the ol’ CrushCollege™ try.

Speaking of which, we’re now accepting applications for Winter Session at the ol’ CrushCollege™. If you submit before Halloween you’ll get a free Trump or Biden jack-o-lantern. Enjoy!