Crushing the Pandemic® Day 269

Okay, I think I need to get this out there, just to clear up any confusion.

As a board certified Doctor of Crushology™ it is not required that you call me "doctor" in all situations. But it is absolutely mandatory that you use an honorific that adequately reflects my complete domination of the grind game. To help everyone out, I am providing this handy list of acceptable ways I can be addressed:

Grindasaurus Rex

Der Krushissar

Darth Vaynerchuck

Sir Grinds a Lot

David Hustlehoff

Edgar Allen Bro

Krushty the Clown

Pepe le Pimpanzee

Secretary of Swag

Creflo A Baller

The Godfather of Swole

Whatever you call me, trust that I will answer with the ferocity of a million methed-up mountain lions, every damn time. Hit me up on my pager when you’re ready to smash every last paradigm into a zillion nanoparticles.

Crushtastically yours, Daniel Slay Lewis, Esq.