Crushing the Pandemic, Day 66:

People keep talking about opening the economy again.
Meanwhile, I’m over here clackin’ keys like a boss,
wondering when the hell did we close it?

Lockdown?
That’s loser talk for people who are too damn lazy
to keep ballin’ when the grindway gets a little bumpy.

F that MFin S.

Sorry, ‘Rona, but you ain’t keeping me
from changing games and shifting paradigms on the reg.

I’ll bust out PDFs while I’m curled up in a ball
in the corner of my bathtub if I have to.
I’ve done it before.
And I’ll do it ten more times before breakfast.

The late, great WC Fields said it best:
When the going gets tough, the tough make lemonade.

Are you thirsty, bro?