Crushing the Pandemic® Day 89
To wear a mask or to not wear a mask?
That is the stupid question all non-crushers keep asking themselves.
The real question?
How can I beat my immune system into submission so that it bends to my will 110% of the time?
I’ve spent the last 40 days drinking antioxidant-rich smoothies out of a fire hose that’s dialed up to 100,000 lbs. PSI. You couldn’t get a COVID inside of me with a flame thrower at this point.
Which means I’m free to pummel the ad grind into a pulpy stew around the clock, in every freakin’ time zone on the planet.
No one will be immune to my superpowers of persuasion.
The OG crushmaster David Ogilvy once said, “the customer isn’t a moron, she’s your wife.”
Well, this moron just sold your wife a $10,000 library of Crushtastic™ instructional manuals.
How you like them apples, mask-boy?