Crushing the Pandemic® Day 96
Politics affects everything. And COVID is no exception. Every day, we read accusations of mayors, governors, even the president manipulating critical data to advance their own agendas.
To which I say, bullshit.
The only manipulating going on here is your weakass mind trying to convince you that the Crusherstate Highway™ is not the most glorious stretch of road in the world.
Your little brain parts are tied up in knots because a few numbers don’t make sense? Boo freakin’ hoo.
Numbers are weak—clearly the lamest of all the typographical characters. Letters, punctuation, emojis, legal superscripts and zapf dingbats—that’s your big five right there. Numbers couldn’t carry a registration mark’s jockstrap. And you’re gonna let ‘em scare you out your rightful place in the Crushiverse™?
Not on my Rolex, skippy.
I will not stand by well my fellow Captains of Crushistry™ lay prostrate to the pathetic whims of third-tier characters.
That’s not a political statement. It’s just pure, unvarnished, fully-crushed truth.
God Bless America. And may the crush be with you