Crushing the Pandemic® Holiday Edition

So many brands out there are boycotting Facebook.
Too much hate speech, they say.

I think they just hate freedom.
And those who use that freedom
to crush everyone and everything in their path.

You want to cower in a corner
because a few words made you uncomfortable?
Go ahead.

Meanwhile, I’ll be using every last disgusting syllable  
as fuel to annihilate the enemies of our great Crushpublic™
I’ll turn the voluminous vile verbalizations
into a gazillion megaton love bomb,
and drop it on every weak, lazy and useless
resident of Noncrushville.

When the dust clears, hate will be a mere memory,
Pounded into submission by the sheer violence of my love for our growing covey of Crushbassadors™.

As we celebrate our nation’s birthday this weekend,
let us pool our resources together and buy America
the best present ever—a lifetime supply of CrushScented Candles™.
Made from the tears of non-crushers all around the world.