Manvertising gone wild

Hey dudes, did you hear about the latest soft drink? It has 10 ‘manly’ calories. Fuck yeah! Let’s drink that shit!

Have you heard about that lite beer with the great taste? It’s totally not gay like the other lite beers! Let’s get fucked up on that shit!

Isn’t being a man great? We don’t have to think about whether something we want is all girly and shit. Advertisers are awesome enough to let us know when something is dudely enough for us to consume.

Thanks, advertisers!

You gotta spread the word, though. Some companies talk to me like an intelligent human being. That just makes my head hurt.

Me no wanna think. Me wanna be told what I need!