Super Bowl Predictions

The big game is almost here. But more importantly, the big commercials are almost here as well. Who will be Sunday’s big winner? Here are my 10 predictions for advertising’s biggest event of the year.

1. There will be a direct correlation between how drunk someone is and how much they enjoy the ads by Career Builder.

2. Some random local ad will pop up at some point and someone will say that it was their favorite ad of the day, much to the chagrin of high-paid ad execs across the country.

3. Monkeys!

4. Doritos will run multiple ‘consumer generated’ spots produced by the same people who produce everyone else’s spots.

5. Hey, is that a new E-trade baby?

6. There will be no correlation between how drunk you are and your ability to discern just how lame the GoDaddy spots are.

7. Someone will get hit in the balls.

8. Beer!

9. Women will complain that Kia’s Adriana Lima spot is pure exploitation but remain suspiciously silent about H&M’s David Beckham spot. 

10. Monkeys getting hit in the balls while drinking beer!

Go Giants.